Rockin’ the Stocking
When it starts to get close Christmas takes on an otherworldly, nightmarish quality, especially when you’re going in and out of stores searching for that “perfect” gift. One thing I hate is getting requests for Christmas – in other words, “if you are gonna get me a gift, get me this …” Hey do I look like friggin’ Santa Claus?
I was in a store the other day and went into a “Twin Peaks” -like dream state. Hoo, I was afraid that little dancing dwarf guy was gonna come out as Santa Claus! Scary. Let’s cut through the crap and haze and dissolve this nightmare with some rockin’ holiday tunes.