Everybody’s having a good laugh about the prediction that Saturday will be the End of the World. And yes, we’ve snickered about it right here. But look around – there’ve been tornadoes, tsunamis, wildfires and floods, maybe that’s a sign of the End Times.
All of our heroes – Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich, Arnold Schwarzenegger – are crumbling before our very eyes. Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga are on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend – another sign?
You can’t ignore these signs. You definitely cannot laugh them away. I’m getting a case of beer on Saturday morning, just in case, and hoping I don’t have a hangover the morning after.
More signs of the coming apocalypse
MP3: “Earth Died Screaming” by Tom Waits
MP3: “In The Year 2525” by Zager & Evans
MP3: “Southern Comfort” by Terry Allen
MP3: “Jesus Is Coming Soon” by the Dixie Hummingbirds
MP3: “Are You Afraid To Die” by the Louvin Brothers
MP3: “The End of The World” by the Carpenters
MP3: “Soylent Green” by Carbon Silicon
MP3: “Until The End of the World” (live) by U2
MP3: “My Apocalypse” by Metallica