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Let’s Get Christmas Rockin’!

Posted in 30 Days Out (From Christmas) with tags , , , , , , , , , , on December 2, 2012 by 30daysout

It’s that time of year again. Don’t know about you, but we have been hearing Christmas music for a couple weeks – think people were ready to get the holidays rollin’ early this year.

We tried to resist that urge, and now we’re officially into the Christmas season. So it’s time to rock out!

MP3: “Rockin’ Santa Claus” by the Martells

MP3: “Rockin’ Winter Wonderland” by the Fabulous Thunderbirds

MP3: “The Chipmunk Song” by Canned Heat w/Alvin & the Chipmunks

MP3: “Santa’s Messin’ With the Kid” by Lynyrd Skynyrd

MP3: “Run Rudolph Run” by Keith Richards

MP3: “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” by Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Rudy Sarzo

MP3: “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree” by Lou Ann Barton

MP3: “(I) Deck the Halls” by Los Straitjackets

MP3: “Frosty’s Beach Party” by the Barbary Coasters

MP3: “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” by The Cadillacs

MP3: “Hang Your Balls On The Christmas Tree” by Kay Martin & Her Body Guards

MP3: “Rock n’ Roll Christmas” by George Thorogood & the Destroyers

30 Days Out (From Christmas): NSFW ‘X’-Mas

Posted in 30 Days Out (From Christmas) with tags , , , on December 12, 2008 by 30daysout

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CAUTION: Pretty much everything in today’s post is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  It may not be safe any other place, for that matter.

Day 15 – When I was a kid my favorite part of Christmas were the parties that our parents went to, when they had to drag the kids along.  Usually what happened during the early part of the party was pretty tame, but they’d tuck in the kids (all in one bedroom far from the action) and when they thought we were asleep the fun would start.

Now we’re talkin’ the 1960s here, so there were highballs and maybe some dancing but then the party records would come out.  kay-martinThey were special albums usually by a comedian or a nightclub singer with “adult” material – usually double entendres or a little more explicit stuff.  Kay Martin & Her Body Guards were pretty popular, and later on, Redd Foxx and guys like Dolemite carried the party album into the 1970s.

Later on in life I encountered High Society magazine, which had as a figurehead “editor” one Gloria Leonard, who was also a porn star of the 1970s.  One issue from that era had a special Christmas flexi-disc in the magazine, and I actually played it.  Gloria gave a Christmas gift to her special guy, and she described it in explicit, almost clinical, detail – I was nearly shocked.  Nearly. 

So to get to the point, on the other side of the jump you will find some holiday tunes that pay tribute to the Big Nasty.  Bumpin’ boots with Santa, Mommy kissing (and doing much more) with Santa.  Actually the Kay Martin and the Candye Kane stuff is rather mild.  But the rest of the songs posted are all uncut and very explicit, and downloadable.  Keep in mind they are NOT SAFE FOR WORK so if you play them elsewhere, shut the door.  And make sure the kids are asleep.

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