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Santa vs. Satan

Posted in Christmas with tags , , , , , , , on November 30, 2010 by 30daysout

REPOST: Another one we get requests for, believe it or not.

Santa Claus is an embodiment for Satan.  Have you noticed he is all about Desires?  Give up the desires of the flesh and repent of your sins!  Ha, ha, not really … I got that off a religious website.  What are these dudes smokin’?

Santa is not Satan – in fact, he’s the anti-Satan.  I know, because I saw this movie on TV once, Santa Claus, and it was made in Mexico.   Lucifer was pissed at Santa for some reason so he sent his emissary, Pitch … look at the clip below, that’s Pitch doing an interpretive Evil ballet.  He and those other devils dancing around, they look kind of … ah, flaming.  There were no masked wrestlers around to foil Lucifer’s Evil plan, so Santa had to do it.

Anyhow.  The thing is, even at a time like Christmas when we’re supposed to love or like (or pretend to like) each other, Satan’s in there doing his Evil work.  Always one to piss on a parade, Satan wants to ruin Christmas for everyone because he’s just so Evil.  Santa does his best, but he needs your help in stopping Satan’s mischief this year.  You gotta know where to look for Satan, because he’s a master of disguise.

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30 Days Out (From Christmas): Ha! Ha! Ha! Merry Christmas

Posted in 30 Days Out (From Christmas) with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 17, 2008 by 30daysout

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Day 21 – Most Christmas songs tell a tale of snow, warm wishes, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, and mistletoe.  Then there are others that talk about, well, other things.  Here are some Christmas comedy classics that will not warm your heart, but could cause you to bust a gut.  No grandmas and reindeers here!

MP3: “The Twelve Days of Christmas” by Bob and Doug McKenzie

MP3: “Christmas Time For My Penis” by The Vandals

MP3: “Santafly”by Martin Mull

MP3: “Christmas With The Devil”by Spinal Tap

MP3: “The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas” by Allan Sherman

MP3: “Santa and His Old Lady”by Cheech and Chong

MP3: “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey” by Lou Monte

MP3: “Wreck the Halls with Boughs of Holly” by The Three Stooges

MP3: “The Night Santa Went Crazy” by Weird Al Yankovic

MP3: “A St. Nick Dangerous Christmas Eve” by the Firesign Theatre

MP3: “The Chanukkah Song” by Adam Sandler

MP3: “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth”  by Spike Jones

MP3: “Christmas Dragnet” by Stan Freberg

MP3: “Merry Christmas” by Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase)