Son of Son of Son of Halloween

Monsters are misunderstood – it’s tough to frighten people and terrorize the countryside day in, and day out.  Surely monsters have to unwind; as the magazine cover suggests, they may enjoy a little recreational hula-hoop activity.  Or they may just like to rock out.

MP3: “Cha-Cha With The Zombies” by the Upperclassmen

MP3: “Zombie Walk” by the Magics

MP3: “Do The Zombie” by the Symbols

MP3: “Igor Goes Surfing” by The Deadly Ones

MP3: “Frankenstein Walk” by Gene “Bowlegs” Miller

MP3: “Zombie Stomp” by Billy Gholston

MP3: “The Green Slime” by Richard Delvy

MP3: “Scream” by the Tumblers

MP3: “Mummy’s Little Monster” by Frankie Stein and His Ghouls

MP3: “The Mummy” by Bob McFadden and Dor

MP3: “He Never Came Back” by the Ventures

MP3: “The Exorcist” by the Devils

MP3: “Wolfman” by Randy Fuller (Not this guy … This guy!)

MP3: “Thank You, Thing” by the Fiends

YouTube: “The Green Slime” from the 1968 movie

Runnin’ Out Of Christmas

Well, what I really should say is that we are running out of things to say about Christmas.  We already took our potshot at the right-wing TV pundits, and we already did our “tired of Christmas” thing and of course the good ol’ commercialization of Christmas thing.  We can still do the ol’ Peace on Earth thing …

But we’re not running out of Christmas tunes!

MP3: “A Jordan Xmas” by Tracy Morgan

MP3: “Christmas Time Is Here Again” by My Morning Jacket

MP3: “Monster’s Holiday” by Lon Chaney Jr.

MP3: “Santa Claus Blues” by Louis Armstrong

MP3: “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Foghat

MP3: “Christmas On The Bayou” by Lonnie Brooks

MP3: “Santa Claus Done Brought Himself To Town” by Justin Wilson

MP3: “You Ain’t Getting S*** For Christmas” by Red Peters (Not Safe For Work!)

MP3: “I’ll Be Your Santa Baby” by Rufus Thomas

MP3: “I’ve Got A Great Big Christmas Tree” by the Werewandas

MP3: “Sleigh Ride” by the Ventures

MP3: “Perfect Gift” by Natalie Hemby

MP3: “Jingle Bells” by Wilson Pickett

MP3: “Santa’s Got A Brand New Bag” by Gary Walker & the Boogie Kings

MP3: “Trim Your Tree” by Jimmy Butler

MP3: “Italian Jingle Bells” by Lou Monte

MP3: “Santa’s Gone Surfin'” by the Malibooz

MP3: “A Visit From St. Nicholas” by Bob Dylan